Secrets

I have been promoted while Judge is spending time under Florida sun, so now I'm writing on the front page.
Sorry.
To the point:

Do you think it sucks to not be able to tell a secret? Like when you have this really important thing happen to you, but you can't talk about it to anyone. If it never happened to you, you might want to start going out a little.

I don't like it. I'm not a mysterious guy. I'm an open book. I don't have many secrets, I don't like keeping them. I'll do it if I have to, but I'd rather not.

I know this girl that gave me a poisoned secret once, she confessed something to me that I really didn't want to know. And then I had to keep this poison secret with me. What a bitch.

I know another guy that was a real mystery. The kind of guy that does amazing things all the time, having lunch with rock stars and stuff. But he doesn't talk about it unless you beat it out if him. How does he do that? How can you handle having such a low profile?

I know a millionnaire that would never buy a new car because he's not a showoff. New cars are a bad investment, nothing looses value like a new car. He's *not* a cheap bastard, I can vouch for that. But you could look at him and never know he's a millionnaire, like he's keeping it a secret.

Some people can keep things to themselves. I'm not one of them, I don't know why. It's not that I want to brag, and I'm pretty sure I'm not a loudmouth. I had TheTrap.org long before myspace came up.

Anyway. I got a phone call a few days back that might change everything. Or nothing at all. Either way, it's a secret that I can't discuss right now, and it's killing me because I'm an open book.