Monster in a Closet
I got a call from The Trap telling me that I was neglecting my blog. So I lift my ass from my chair to sit into another one.
Did you see the new DELL XPSM2010. What a monster, a 20 inches screen on a laptop, it's insane! Go see this true and funny review. Soon desktop computers will disappear. Wireless and portability will be everywhere needed and assumed.
I take a couple of lines to comment the last intervention of TheTrap on my last post. There's people out there that think they deserve everything when they pay for something. The thing is you got what you pay for. You CAN'T HAVE A PROFESSIONEL WEB SITE for an hundred buck or two. Every new years eve when you work “in computer” like they say, they think you known everything related to computer. I'll stop there. People, don't worry, we will do our best to help you, it's a professional behavior. If we don't find your problem or doesn't want to do the job. Please understand ;).
Now let's talk like real man! Let's talk about Sport. Now that Schumacher is out, let's see if the formula one will regain popularity. Ferrari was so hot, they removed all the challenged for a couple of years. We all ate this supposedly stupid Pilot who had try to smashed our Jacques Villeneuve. Soon enough we will forget about his bad “move” and remember his win and career high. That's what is cool about being human. We try to avoid to feel bad.
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Ok! It seems I have Won! Judge is commenting my posts! On his own blog! I have taken over!!! ;-)
I just had a rough week. Been coding like a madman. Been cutting into sleep to code more. Yeah, I'm real hardcode. I also miss my girlfriend. I've scheduled an appointement with her tonight, hope everything gonna go well, keep your fingers crossed for me!
We've been dating for a little over a year. Didn't *really* think it would last more than a month when we first started seeing each other. After our first date, she was like "This guy is a weird red-eyed freak". I though she was kinda lame. So why are we still together?
This dude came up to us on our second date, he had a million dollar check. He told me that he would give me the check if he could sleep with my girlfriend just one night. She wasn't even my girlfriend yet, but he didn't need to know that. I was just about to tell him "A million bucks! Fuck yeah! You could have her for 100$, but I'll take your million!", but I didn't have the time to say it because she protested. She didn't like the idea of being sold, so she started yelling at the guy. She told him that his lousy million wasn't worth our love, and that he could stuff it up his ass. So the guy took his million and went to the next table, left with the girl there. My chick took my hand and said we did the right thing, but I didn't think so. I wanted the money. I got a blowjob instead, so I guess it works out.
I bet if the freaking guy just came up with a rose for her instead of a million $ for me, she would have jumped on him. Anyway, without that dude, we wouldn't be together right now. So just in case he is reading: Thank you, anonymous ultra-wheatly straigth-forward rich dude!
Yeah. That's right. Amazing stuff. That's the story of my life. All the time I get crazy things like that happening to me. And even if it didn't really happen, I'll say it did. No really.
Not only I will comment your post. I will comment my own post.
I was wondering.. "What a beautiful story". I hope you write this in hope that she read you and have will giving you a second blowjob. After a year, that is the kind of thing you have to lower yourself to ;). OR I Just don't see your point!
Why does everything need to have a point?
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